Get coverage at the right price!...?

Out of the blue. I am choking on my throat. I hope that sets a nice image for you. If you can picture what that feels like.
So I got a day off work. Life is so like that isn't it.
I like to think of it as......taking a mental health day. Not really that's just what the commercial that's on T.V. just said. I thought it fit well enough here. Although commercials do that to me. I can sit here and get totally sucked into an infomercial for like....the magic bullet and an hour later I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT. I NEED TO PUREE MY FOOD IN 3 SECONDS OR LESS!!!! I also need to "get coverage at the right price" 877 438 2211 DIRECT. Apparently only if I'm in the south eastern corner of the United States though. What is it will Canada STEALING TV FROM RANDOM OTHER PLACES?!?!
You know whats on channel 10 right now? MANDARIN NEWS.
After that? You know what it is? I don't know either cuz its in Arabic. Yep. Cultured right? Or just low on television.
Guess what else. Where there's a cable hookup, there's an EST and "Electronics system technician" Well I just looked outside and I don't see any good looking technicians. Or ANY for that matter.
I get the feeling the media might be feeding me lies.
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NAAAAAH.


So to sum it all up.
I have strep.