Brain Etch-a-Sketch

My homepage is suddenly in German. I don't know why. I mean I guess it could be another language, but it sure looks like German. Definitely not English. That's for sure.
I'm just sitting here staring at the German. And a tree outside the window in front of me. I kind of wish I was in that tree. But once I was in it, I'd get stuck and wish I wasn't in it. That's how my life goes in general. I think thats how most people's lives go. But mine especially.
Usually, I would have some sort of point to these blogs. Usually I would have at least one other form of punctuation than periods. But my enthusiasm is just not there today. Today that little black dot is all that is worthy of ending my sentences. . . . .. . . . .. .... . ...... . .. . .. . Take that, punctuation. Oh crap now I've accidentally gone and used a comma. Who knew.
Well THIS is boring. Apologies to anyone who just lost a few thousand brain cells. I hear there's this cool toy that builds new ones or something. It's basically like an etch-a-sketch that does math or something.
New contest:
Anyone who loses 1,000+ brain cells receives a free brain...building...etch-a-sketch.