What's scary about eating candy and dancing the night away dressed as something "Scary"...or in most cases something borderline pornographic.
In my opinion, if you're going to dress as a zombie bride, you should NOT be wearing a push up bra, under a see through lace slip. You should be rotting and dirty and frightening. And somehow I don't think your boobs would be perky if you'd been undead for years and years.
If you're going to dress like that, at least don't provide false advertising. Don't say "I'm a bunny" say "I'm asking for it." or "I'm a porn star". It IS halloween, if there was ever a day to try it out, this would be it. But scary? Is Jenna Jameson scary? ....Usually? Didn't think so. Probably the LEAST threatening person you could run into save for the easter bunny. And I think even that would give me a good fright.
Besides the fact that it is usually realllly cold on halloween. You could say "I'm getting pneumonia"
"oh, what a clever costume"
Yeah.
Vs.
You tell me....Which is more goulish?
Looking back on that question, I realize that it should be a rhetorical question...especially since, give Jenna 10 years, and she might look like the previous image....
Juuuust sayin.
Whether you're scary or not, let's get to the point...Let's make the most of the holiday that gives us an excuse to bring out our weirdest, most bizarre, surreal sides, and blame it on the moon.
Or spirits.
Or something like that.
Sounds like fun to me.
P.S.
Anyone who goes as a vampire is not my friend anymore.
Puttin that out there.
P.P.S.
Anyone who goes as Megan Fox get's a prize.
Talk about a scary costume.
Happy Halloween
