Brody Jenner can krump like a mo fo.

Visiting my ever cool blog once again as I am laying in bed. Again.
I really need to stop being so bed-ridden. And that is le fact.
I had to go and ruin my health by trying to be healthy....if that makes sense.
As my awesome possum AUSTRALIA TRIP draws ever nearer, I realized "Wow. Hm. I need some money. And some strength back in my body." Therefore I went and took on LOTS of days at work. AND I began getting to bed earlier (This is good) and getting up earlier to do some extremely good feeling cardio and pilates and such before walking to work (This is bad). The end of this story involves me running around the back of my workplace despererately hoping that the pain I am feeling in my left side, right under my ribcage is just a cramp. Even though I know it's mono following me around.
So now I am in bed. Blogging. About why I am blogging.
Gripping.
I know.


I think I should audition for American Idol. I want to be one of those kids whos like, "yeah I never had a singing lesson in my life, and I'm not in a band, but I quit my job and ditched all my friends to be here because I am a ROCKSTAR."

I could then begin my sing-a-long version on fall out boy songs without the actual music to sing along to.

Forget the words.

Make my own.

And be THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL.

Because I am just so damn likable.

I watched that show last night. Can you tell? Mind you I also watched America's Best Dance Crew last season and I also thought I should join a street dance team in East L.A. and win THAT show too.
The underdog white girl. Just like on Bring it On 3 or whatever number that was. With Hayden Pannettiere. You know. The one where she was all like, "I'm a poor scared little white girl who moved to the ghetto.......BUT I CAN KRUMP LIKE A MO FO."
Yeh. That one.

You know the one.

Thank you very much for tuning in, next week we discuss Guyland.

No wait that was today. And that wasn't me. And it was the radio. And it was an expert on Guys wanting to be guys. It is officially now called Guyland. Like it's an actual word. Referring to football playing, messy apartment, single guys who hang out with other guys (Example: Bromance, the new hit reality series featuring Brody Jenner) and be MANLY MEN.

I always just thought they were called homophobes afraid of commitment.
H.A.C.

Look it up.

Thank you very much
I am le out.