A funny thing happened today. And by funny I mean horridly grotesque. I'm pretty sure the word "grotesque" is actually waaaay to serious for this particular event, but a girl's got to exaggerate now and then right?
The answer is Yes....
By the way.
A girl HAS got to exaggerate....
Wow. Anyways...
There comes a time in one's life (and my one, I mean ONLY ME) where you accidentally stab yourself in the jaw with a curtain hook.
And that, I can assure you, is no exaggeration.
Right into the jaw. Isn't that nice? I have never felt more like a fish in my life.
By the way it was totally not my fault. I simply knelt down to paint a wall close to the floor and the hook just came flying at me from NOWHERE.
Speaking of exaggerating.........
So that is my story today. Not terribly exciting but I really have nothing else to rant about except the horrible amount of pain the left side of my face is in. Difficult to think about silly things like the news.
Maybe later.
*sympathy* *pity* "oh-how-sad-you-must-be-in-so-much-pain-you-poor-poor-innocent-girl" aaaannnnd END.
thankyouverymuch.
P.S.
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