Doesn't understand...

I don't understand lots of things. Here is a top 10 list of things I do not understand.

1. Boys
2. Quadratic Equations
3. My calorie intake vs. my current weight
4. Boys
5. The concept of working
6. Boys
7. People's immediate tendency to let me down, for no apparent reason.
8. Why Jelly Belly continues to make Black Licorice flavored Jelly Belly's when clearly no one likes them.
9. Boys
10. Men


These are things I don't understand. You may notice that the word "boys" is on there multiple times. Also there is the word "men" which is the same thing. Only very different. These are recurring reasons simply because: they are the things I understand the least and deserve lots of places on that list. Can I get a what-WHAT?!?

Note to boys. All boys. Everywhere:
Make your intentions clear straight off the bat. It saves everyone so much time.

And also. Don't ignore us when you're feeling guilty.

ALSO: If we break up with you, LEAVE US ALONE. Screaming profanities at us doesn't ACTUALLY have us grovelling at your heels. AND: "I don't want to be with you anymore" does NOT mean, "I still love you and desperately want to have your babies"

Sorry.

-Fin-