Today was beautiful, and Megan Fox still frightens people.

I'm going to start out on a good note here, before I turn to my usual sarcastic dark side...Just because today was beautiful to say the least..

Today smells like the ocean. Sometimes it doesn't so much. Every now and then, though, the whole island really does. Some people don't like it, but I do. I'm not gonna go bathe in it or anything, but it's sort of a refreshing reminder of our surroundings I think. AND to top it all off with that storybook shimmer we all know and love, I can totally hear some kids playing hide and seek with their dad outside. Quaint. Meanwhile I am hiding away in my lair writing about it all AND I have totally forgotten my point, as I got distracted with a mildly entertaining YouTube video about Canada Day. Click here to see what distracted me and decide for yourself how funny or...unfunny it is. This just in, the hide and seek game going on next door is now "Game Over". In case anyone was wondering. These are the days when everyone wishes they were from this place. Everyone tells me how lucky I am to live here. And I am...but they don't know what it's like in the winter....Although some people love it in the winter too, personally I am loving the summer. And we DO get good summers here.

I'm not going to comment on the Michael Jackson memorial that was aired recently, but I will link these videos which...I have to say...made me shed a teeny tiny tear.
...Okay so I bawled my eyes out. Can you blame me?

Shaheen Jafargholi from Britain's Got Talent was one of the performers who stood out to me. Brooke Shields and Paris Jackson were also among the appearances who made a lasting impression on me.
The whole memorial is difficult to find online but can be seen in parts in YouTube.

Otherwise, the news these days isn't entirely shocking stuff. Lady Gaga wore a mask. Been done before. Although this time she apparently is obsessed with sex shop-esque clothing...Classy Gaga...Classy.
She is probably trying to find a "fashionista" way to cover her face after Kelly Osbourne called her butterface. "Everything looks great but-her-face"

Once again...The Osbournes are ever so classy.

So now Lady Gaga is trying to be like, "Yeah well I didn't take it personally, I just LIKE wearing fabric over my face to hide my deformities..."

It's okay, Gaga...everyone knows you're a little bit ugly....it happens.


Also in the "news" today, Obama was caught possibly checking someone out. Because since he is president he is therefore not human and also blind, it would seem. Also he never looks to either side of him....Also in his defense, the woman's rear end is covered in shiny shimmery purple fabric and it is PROTRUDING. You would have to be gay, blind, and probably dead NOT to notice it.

Plus, there was been a four year old tennis prodigy discovered, Britney Spears still looks like smoker-barbie-gone-asian in all her videos, Megan Fox is STILL that dark controversial sex symbol that no one REALLY likes, and Emma Watson realllly didn't like kissing Rupert Grint in the new Harry Potter movie.

The End.