First up this evening:
President Obama's burger topping sparks outrage.
Really?
Well. Apparently the media edited out his request for Dijon mustard (Grey Poupon, to me more SCANDALOUSLY specific.) in attempts to maintain his "man of the people" image.
I eat Dijon mustard...does that make me classy? No because I also put ketchup on my eggs and cut my jeans off in the summer. He wears designer suits, but isn't allowed to openly order dijon mustard? Welcome to the United States of America. Even Yahoo had a laugh at this one. Link.
Second: The list of this years most popular baby names has been released! We can all pop that champagne now. Here's the news: Emma and Jacob are the top names with a never before seen Alexander coming in a close 6 and another never before seen Chloe coming in at 10. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!!
Girls came in with a solid list of: Emma, Isabella, Emily, Madison, Ava, Olivia, Sophia, Abigail, Elizabeth, and Chloe.
Boys with: Jacob, Michael, Ethan, Joshua, Daniel, Alexander, Anthony, William, Christopher, and Matthew.
Now I would like to point out that this list. Is almost identical to every other year's list. These names have been around since Alexander the great, Daphnis and Chloe, William Shakespeare, Christopher Columbus, and so forth. Why do we bother with these lists? When you KNOW everyone's going to pick something like Radioscience or Mango. It's seeming more and more like the man's desperate attempt to keep people sane every year.
The next and last thing I have to say is this headline:
"KFC apologizes over Oprah coupon."
Need I say more?
I don't even understand this.
Hows that for news?
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